When Patsy fails to succeed as an artist and her boyfriend leaves her she decides to train as a teacher.
Only on her first day Patsy learns the school has just failed it’s Ofsted. A new Head has been appointed to save the day! And she has an exciting vision!
By the end of day 3 the school has been rebuilt as a flat pack castle and
Only on her first day Patsy learns the school has just failed it’s Ofsted. A new Head has been appointed to save the day! And she has an exciting vision!
By the end of day 3 the school has been rebuilt as a flat pack castle and
the pupils have been divided into knights and serfs. The Head drums into everyone a spirit of competition! It’s all very exciting until it becomes clear where there are winners there has to be losers.
The Patsy Papers is a quizzical look at school life and hierarchies in modern education based on my experiences teaching in secondary schools for 16 years,
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